Wow. One of the questions on the application:

Have you ever engaged in sex acts for which you could be arrested?

Yikes. Um… No?

But I mean, who hasn’t engaged in sex acts for which you could be arrested? Oral sex, anal sex, unwed sex. In Idaho, some kids were actually prosecuted a couple years ago for having under-age sex, even though they were both under age. Really. In Washington, last I heard it was still illegal to have sex with a virgin. Ya, just stop and think about that for a minute. So is this one of those trick questions, like “Have you ever stolen anything, even a paper clip?” At least the question isn’t followed by the sentence, “If yes, please explain in the space provided below.”