My very cool Coworker: (upon walking into my office while I was concentrating on the computer) Look at you with your hair all sexy over your shoulder and those sexy glasses. You’re just like the perfect sexy receptionist. (does a series of sexy receptionist poses)

Me: (laughing) Oh ya? Should I undo another button on my shirt to complete the look?

Coworker: Oh no honey, you don’t need to. Your aura is busting out all over the place, it doesn’t matter if anyone can see the actual thing.