The last two items moved out of my apartment: a clock and my bicycle

The last items moved out of Preston’s room: house plants

Number of hours spent on this move: about 30

Number of hours spent on our last move: about 3 billion

Number of arguments DeAnna and Preston had during our last move: at least 15

Number of arguments DeAnna and Preston had during this move: 0(!)

Fraction of the capacity of a 16 foot moving van I expected my things to fill: 1/3

Fraction of the capacity of a 16 foot moving van my things filled when Preston loaded the van: the whole damn thing

Fraction of the capacity of a 16 foot moving van my things filled when I re-packed the van Monday morning: 2/3

Number of stores Preston forced me to go to while we were supposed to be packing: 3

Pairs of leopard-print fuzzy pants I purchased while I was supposed to be packing: 1

Number of bolts holding together the loft bed, which had to be disassembled to be moved: at least 3 billion

Items in our compost pile, started last week, not eaten by animals: one banana peel and 4 slices of lime

Dollars paid for our new washer and dryer: $50

Dollars paid for our new barbecue, including 1/3 tank of propane: $0

Number of bunnies that lived in my Seattle apartment: 2

Number of bunnies who arrived safely in our new house: 2