Boss: You know, you are actually very tender-hearted.
Me: People are always telling me this as if it’s a big secret. It’s not something I try to hide.
Boss: Well it doesn’t come out at first. You don’t seem to caring when a person first meets you.
Me: Well, that’s because I don’t actually care about someone until I get to know them. 
Boss: (shocked laughter)And also, you are very honest and straightforward.